In Canada, we have a few categories that people who are in the country can fall into.

They are:

1. Tourist
2. Illegal
3. Diplomat
4. Work Permit Holder
5. Temporary Foreign Worker
6. Permanent Resident
7. Citizen

I’d like to propose another category, holders of Canadian passports. I came up with this idea after reading an article about PK Subban today.

Here’s what PK, a man I used to adore until five minutes ago, reposted online.

Another Hockey Player Akim Aliu, then proceeded to rip his head off, and rightfully so.

What was he thinking?

Here’s my updated list inspired by PK.

1. Tourist
2. Illegal
3. Diplomat
4. Work Permit Holder
5. Temporary Foreign Worker
6. Permanent Resident
7. Citizen
8. Holder of a Canadian Passport

The Definition Of A Holder Of A Canadian Passport

A holder of a Canadian passport is someone who holds a Canadian passport only for the purpose of getting across the border to the US where their heart lies.

Their opinion of Canada is fairly low, their allegiance to Canada depends on the payout and their Canadian residence may be gathering dust.

As the new national coordinator of the Order of the Holders of Canadian Passports, I’d like to present you with my first three inductees.

New Inductees into the order of Holder of A Canadian Passport:

Danielle Smith: For saying she will not support retaliatory tariffs and that she will put Alberta’s interests first.

Never mind the rest of the country, Danielle.

Wayne Gretzky: For appearing to be supporting the American team during the Four Nations hockey tournament.

PK Subban: For cheerfully, joyfully reposting a Tweet with Trump demeaning Canada

Welcome to the order.

Make your way over to the border.

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